I apologize. Sometimes my wit is a touch dry.

He's got a portrait locked away in his attic that ages on his behalf.

I like it when they tackle important historical figures like the Easter Bunny.

Everyone looks like they're having such a great time. And well they should be!

Many of my Facebook "friends" went one better - they publicly wished every father in existence a happy father's day.

"All About the Pentiums" was also a fine work.

Every day.

I dunno, the horn in Baby kind of makes the polka.

Whenever I sing them in my head, they all start to blend together into one super-polka, so, I guess, all of them?

Where did you get that LOVELY spatula?

The one I burned down?

I'm Gentle Herpes's bitch!

Ok, I was somehow under the impression that clickhole was going to be just another buzzfeed/upworthy, not a lampooning of said sites. It's fantastic!

fortytwo. The fuck?

One weird old trick to simulate Laurence Fishburne's genitalia.

I think Garland cared more than that, and was learning how to express it. I also think Bobby could have grown into it.

Funny, Songs From an American Movie vol 1 is nearly the only Everclear album I can listen to (except for The Honeymoon Song because fuck that noise). I can handle a lot of their other songs, just not entire albums.

Dirtbag.

I thought Santa Monica was Everclear's first hit.

I saw a demo video with one of the developers earlier today, and it was specifically mentioned that the physics would remain SMB style, but it would be neat if they made that configurable, especially if you could independently choose the graphics mode and physics mode.