The people who were adults when I was a kid produced the best stuff! Much better than what my generation produces for kids these days! NYAH!

Just. Don't. Look. At. It.

I think you're last point may be closest to the truth - throughout the review I found myself thinking "This game is wonderful to read about; I hope I never have to play it."

There's a phrase I employ when talking about ridiculous video game scenarios such as you've described: "You know, just like real life."

I experienced a similar bug when I started Batman: Arkham Origins, in that an objective I completed just wouldn't go away. Luckily, I was less than an hour into the game, so after completing a couple more missions with no update to my active objective, I just started over, which resolved my issue.

Don Lennon's Routine. It's a semi-autobiographical album about wanting to become a standup comedian, loving television, and entering the workforce.

I felt similarly about Rosa's scene at the end, even while simultaneously thinking "How cliche could that be?" Well played, OitNB.

I can neither explain nor help it, but Red's my favorite character. The hair, maybe?

They ALL float in milk!

Shortly before revealing his true alien form and beating the ever-loving shit out of Flagg.

You've met my wife?

Just since some people wear a mask don't mean they did nothing automatically.

Note to self …

When I was in middle school, in the mid-90s, one night a local DJ kicked off the "top requests of the day" countdown by announcing the 5th most requested song, then playing Aqua's Barbie Girl. She did this for the next 4 most requested songs, and then kept it going into regular airtime. Sometime during the 7th or 8th…

Where's Cowboy Troy when you need him?

Bob Loblaw's Law Blog lobs law bomb!

Jesus Christ, that alien reveal at the end of Dream Catcher was gobsmacking. I had not read the book, but I thought "That is the STUPIDEST thing I can imagine, and I just watched the rest of Dreamcatcher!"

So you're the asshole I can blame for "literally".

I kind of appreciated The Regulators as a sort of bizarro-Desperation, and vice versa.

Let's SHRIIIIIIIIIIINK!!!!!