Idiots. Should have gone with the roller coaster.

I'm waiting for Snow Pierce Her: A Porn Parody

It's a sport where the object is to slam your face into your opponent's fists. The first one to knock themselves out wins.

I don't appreciate you spoiling Die Hard like that.

That's the part that convinced me the video was worth it.

The advent of those video ads is what finally pushed me over the AdBlock edge. They're even worse when they show up on video hosting sites!

Was that when he was filming Fat Bitch or Who Dat Ninja?

Like a playwright, except it produces Edgars instead of plays.

Bwuh?

He doesn't look too pleased about it in that photo up top.

with Sconce Ankherman.

It's delicate work, naming an Aerosmith album.

Tommy Wiseau minus the steroids.

It's a typo - the album was supposed to be called Honkin' on Boobs.

The extra large mouth evolved to increase the ease of soul devouring.

The Shadow knows.

It's U2. Does he need any more reason?

Two monosyllables.

I'm willing to watch weird for weird's sake. At least once.

I get them confused with Cardassians.