… she doesn't care a thing about that. Hey!

*stands up*
*walks out*

As is tradition with asses: heroin in, talking out.

Not "Another Marvel Movies movie marvel!"?

Loki did a Capt America impersonation. That's about it.

Did one of the Clickhole writers chew threw the restraining straps to post this article or what?

NOT SOON ENOUGH, I SAY

When will we be getting a supercut of supercuts?

*takes word, runs away*

I rented Babadook on Amazon Tuesday evening. Well worth it.

"When you can balance a tack hammer on your head, you will head off your foes with a balanced attack."

Destroyer of words, you mean.

If you could actually make that happen, and a camera crew followed you …

Soul Suckin' Jerk is the story of our times.

Nitemare Hippie Girl, Truck Drivin' Neighbors Downstairs, Soul Suckin' Jerk, Mutherfucker, Fuckin' With My Head … I can't pick just 5.

… awkward.

#downvotedfortheuseofahashtag

Came for Freezepop. Was not disappointed.

The cartoonish sound effects in Pony crack my shit up. Every time.

I made it to 1:08. Ha!