The Food Babe is everything that's wrong with free speech.

Oh, come on. It's Toxic Hell! IT'S TERRIBLE! LAUGH AT MY HIGH CONCEPT HUMOR!!!

Complain loudly in public.

I have a lot of catching up to do.

… of death?

Wait, was that Adam Sandler/Jack Nicholson flick just a terrible Hulk adaptation?

To be fair, Shrek in purple pants could be pretty terrifying.

THIS is what Alison should be performing in Orphan Black!

I tried it at the time, and am inclined to agree. My only doubt was that I didn't have a taste for coffee at the time, but I guess if it wasn't actually terrible it might still be around.

I didn't know that! Learn something new…

2 parts lime Fanta(Zero), 1 part cherry Fanta(zero).

I realize you don't know me, but casual Diet Coke drinker here. I prefer it to Coke Zero, but sometimes prefer some other diet soda, tea, or water. It just depends on the situation.

This was taken off the market before I managed to develop my taste for coffee, so I wasn't able to give it a proper chance. Oh, what could have been!

Check the label! Some Mexican bottling plants have been switched to HFCS. Just a heads-up.

In the sense that there is milk in a cappuccino, I suppose you're kind of right, but a traditional cappuccino is simply espresso, hot milk, and milk foam. Not sweet, and nowhere near the sugar levels of a milk shake.

You're six years too late:

It's in real-time. That's how.

You're tearing me apart, Too Fat To Be A Hipster!

Felt like the interviewer was trying to provoke a bigger response than Crowe was willing to give.

16 weird old gimmicky real-time entertainments!