AV Club knows me too well. I was wondering what poor teenager was going to see Leprechaun: Origins and think it was a legitimately awesome film, the same way I did with Wishmaster, and then BAM, there's the reference at the very end of the article.

I wanna be a surgeon when I grow up. I wanna do surgery on people.

I can't see an article about this incident without obsessively reading it. I'm sure the "who" and "why" in reality are much less interesting than in my imagination, but so long as we never really know, I won't have to worry about that.

My friend and I once told a coworker about numbers stations and how creepy they are. That coworker came back a few days later and was like "Yeah, I listened to some of those numbers stations you were talking about. They're not creepy." I guess she lacked the proper imagination to wonder what the hell they actually…

Pawnee'd

He seems to have a lot of bad days …

I'm not seeing the difference.

Is it … Ghostbusters II?

BLUE NISSAN VERSA!

I had a Master System with Shinobi and some game that was in 3D and unplayable without special glasses, which I didn't have. My dad would play Shinobi until he gave up in disgust. I'd do the same with the 3D game.

The 4-way Super Metroid race from this year's Awesome Games Done Quick was… well, awesome. And quick. Also, done.

I finally got Platinum God in Isaac last week and thought I'd be going back to wrap up The Last of Us or make some more progress in GTAV, but nope. I just keep starting it back up. I'd say "maybe not this weekend," but who am I kidding?

Not necessarily scandalous, but there are definite instances where censorship of songs can improve them - Tenacious D's "F*ck Her Gently" and Bloodhound Gang's "Fire Water Burn" come to mind with their replacing of profanity with cartoonish sound bytes.

I assure you, Frank Booth is rather fond of the word "fuck". Uh, spoilers? I guess?

You have to use something cutesie, like 'poo' or 'doodie'.

Tobias Funke changed his name to Josh Trank? When did this happen?

The brownie recipe on the back of the peanut butter M&Ms bag is truly one of the best I've tried. Cut the baking powder a bit, so they don't rise so much.

My friends and I passed around a notebook during middle school in which we detailed a Mortal Kombat parody game we called Stupid Wombats. I was shit at drawing, so I inked everyone else's pencil drawings and contributed concepts.

Wait, Juggalos are still considered a subcategory of "people"?

Gotta be honest here: your username cause me to instinctively doubt the veracity of your claim.