Killer Clown as scariest, Slave Torture as most traumatic. Mostly because Madame LaLaurie was real.

I think it was the James Dean-esque styling. Peters is looking all kinds of attractive this season.

The scene of the clown riding on the carousel is legitimately what nightmares are made of.

So the moral is to never go on sexy picnics, right?

I'd definitely be up for any of these. TVD shall continue to thrive on AV Club, whether they like it or not.

Does anyone happen to know of another (good) site that will still be reviewing TVD? I need a place to vent my love/hate of this show. Especially since I have a suspicion it could turn into a trainwreck of a season.

Haha, touche.

It doesn't even need to be said anymore. He just is.

Speaking of Enzo…where was he?

Alaric teaching Occult Studies? HAHAHAHA. Hope he enjoyed seeing his students the one time they'll show up to class this season. But seriously, I'm so glad Alaric is back. He makes everything better.

AV Club isn't covering TVD anymore? Where will I go to express my feelings about the love lives of vampires now? For shame, AV Club. Let me have this!

Ugh, that crossover. It's official - Seth McFarlane can ruin anything he touches. An episode of The Simpsons has never made me physically cringe before, but trust FG to find a way to make that happen. Seeing The Simpsons brought down to the same level as The Griffins was completely horrendous. I really, really wish I…

I would watch that.

Poor Bonnie. She's really had a rough go of things. And now she's dead. Again.

Of course Enzo will now be a regular. This show's been missing a full-time sexy/sketchy European guy since Klaus left. Also, possible Alaric/Damon/Enzo super bromance? I'm in!

Ugh, me too. I'm afraid that I'm going to just mute awkward Stefan/Caroline/Elena relationship scenes next season.

That would make sense. Hence why Katherine and Elena could exist at the same time.

yet again…

Random thought - Since both Stefan and Elena died in the last 2 episodes, shouldn't there be 2 new doppelgangers running around? Actually, shouldn't there be 3 since they killed Tom?

She definitely needs one. She's got issues. Jeremy definitely has it together more than she does.