My mom likes Murder She Wrote, The Mentalist, Blue Bloods, When Calls the Heart, and she hates David Letterman so much it's pathological.

Holy shit again, that is indeed the guy. He has a Paul Weller "Heavy Soul" tattoo on his upper arm. Wow. Well, if you do run into him, say hello from me, A.M. from Pittsburgh…

Holy shit, small world period. I'm not even from Chicago. Just visit a lot, though I used to visit a lot more around the time I met Lou. Lou H.?

You understand! I'm not from Columbus, but I went to college about 50 miles away, and that's how I discovered Kahiki. Then I went a few times after college, en route to visiting friends in other cities, and then two weeks before it closed, I met up with some of my college friends there for one last hurrah, and one…

I did indeed. OCS and not ashamed, from Chicago, and dug Ronnie Lane. First name was Lou, though. Ah well, like I said, it was the longest of long shots, but I thought there could have been a chance. Cheers!

You came and you gave without taking!

This is reeeeeally a long shot, but I think I might know you? Seriously.

Oh god! Many years ago my car was broken into, and about 100 cassette tapes were stolen (seriously, wtf). My insurance company asked me to list the stolen tapes, so I did the best I could, but eventually just started writing whatever-the-fuck, because I couldn't remember everything. They actually sent me a huge box…

Oh I've done that too, but not for many years. Specifically because I was an extra in this Sinbad movie, "Houseguest", and I was excited because I was actually really visible in one scene. So my friend and I got high as hell in the car in the parking lot, buy our Houseguest tickets, see my grinning mug on the…

Ha! When I was a teenager I worked in a movie theater, and I remember a guy coming in with an actual garbage bag full of popcorn, swinging the butter pump from our concession stand outwards and pumping that shizz all over his popcorn.

I stole the Beastie Boys' "Licensed to Ill". I also stole several cassette tape collections of 1970's AM Gold-ish songs, I can't remember what the actual names of the cassettes were, but the cover illustrations featured a little guy on a ladder, painting the title on a wall.
When I was in college, if I ever found…

Aww. When Disco 2000 was first getting radio play, I was listening to it (on my walkman!) while sitting on a bus, about to leave Edinburgh for the overnight drive to London. Looking out the window at my sweetie, who sat on a motorcycle staring back at me while doing motions for "I love you"(pointing to eyes peeking…

Seriously, "Disco 2000" gives me goosebumps. It's so evocative of a specific time in my life, and now its meaning is even deeper for me because of someone I let go a looooong time ago, and I know I'll never see again. And the video! Oh my god it couldn't be more perfect. Even when it first came out, that song made…

Fuck yes.

Holy shit, how old are you?

Land Ho! loves you baby…

Where would we be without wishful thinking?

I was going to say they also had that song, "Nobody's Fool" that was on MTV a lot, but then I realized that was Cinderella. Gross.

I want the kniiiiife…pleeeeease…

Stick your finger in the hole, out will come a tootsie roll.