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Hay i liv west pencil vane ya an I reed. Yew r meen.

Too hot to handle, too cold to hold!

The tornado gave me nightmares. Or I'd lie awake imagining tornados approaching in the darkness. I even woke up my parents a few times to tell them.

Fuck. I haven't thought about that in YEARS, but I remember it vividly, and it scared the craps outta me. I was terrified to look at the windows at night if God forbid I had to leave my bedroom to use the bathroom.

OOOOOOHHH YEAH!

Now, you's can't leave.

I have one damn kid, ONE KID (he's 2, almost 3), and that's become my normal facial expression.

Tell them you mean business.

Ouch!

Helloooooo!

OO OO OO!!!

Down with this sort of thing.

Eels - Rags to Rags
Wilco - When You Wake Up Feeling Old
Wilco - Spiders (Kidsmoke), from "Kicking Television: Live in Chicago
Aimee Mann - Frankenstein
Ben Folds Five - Don't Change Your Plans

Holy shit, for once this truly is a Great Job, Internet. I remember these, and I was very young when the first one was aired, and I remember being frightened when C3P0 said that children could actually die.
Lord I'm old.

1 16 year old girl does 69 3 times. What was she?

Doublejeans has finally made it to the top!

Was the beef ever squashed?

I have pronounced his name as "Sooge" for as long as I've known who he is, even after learning that's not the way he says it. I don't care, he will forever be SOOGE KNIGHT to me. So I guess it's a good thing I don't know him, lest I end up being dangled out of a window, Sooge holding my ankles.

But he winks at the boy!