I will use my hands and arms to push the farts into their faces.

Yeah, man!

My brother and I lived less than a block from the Beacon Theatre for a while, and we always talked about going to an Allman Brothers show since they did shows there constantly, I think it was something like 2 week residencies every year, maybe. We never did. We blew it, man.

And after you punch them, I will be onhand to scoff at them.

When the Sopranos originally aired, I came in late but loved it, and so this past year HBO offered the entire series On Demand after the death of James Gandolfini. I would watch an episode, then read the TV Club review on this very site. It was a rewarding experience, terrific discussions, all that…BUT! Each season…

Also, I was annoyed by the Lauren Holly character when she made some statement about "walking in her heels", like instead of saying "try walking in my shoes". It's a petty complaint, I know, but still. Ugh!

Wasn't there an episode that ended with Armand Assante, with long gray hair, getting out of a car after he was thought to be dead? Was this before or after he appeared to be dead in coroner's photos with short hair?

Is…is that a big bulge in Ilya's pants?

FRANCE HAS FALLEN!!! I LOVE YOU ALL!!! RAAAAHHH!!!!!!!

Waterloo est water slide. Triomphe Napoleon!

Yes, he was actually a smidgen above the height of an average Frenchman at the time.

Yes! Loved how he took his sunglasses off at the lawyers meeting, and kind of turned them over several times in his hands. And wasn't he in a wheelchair?

Go with Christ, brah.

I have a Blockbuster gift card that I'll never be able to use now.

I'll buy that for a dollar!

Me too!

Diarrhea buttholes, he specified.

He's a shit sniffer! Mammy don't lie, Mammy's a good Christian woman.

Yeah!!!

Ugh. I'm so sorry. Glad you are done with that person.