Dude! I am wearing my "RATS OFF TO YA!" t-shirt even as I type these very words!

I'd risk a broken nose for the glory.

Maria, the sleeper has awakened!

OH my god yes. That, plus the robot dancing to the Revenger of the Nerds music, and the dejected sigh and the robot gives after being dismissed by April as he walks away.

Genuine surprised laughter. Honestly.

Congratulations, for it was hilarious. When I saw it I wondered if it was a prosthetic ballsack hanging out of your diaper, but apparently not?

Now the walnut-faced photo is gone, replaced by a more flattering "golden god" era Plant. What gives?

I was sitting in a crowded airport lounge waiting for a very delayed flight, when I glanced up at the TV. I couldn't hear it from where I was sitting, but do you know what I saw? "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?", specifically the scene where the sweet, adorable, and affectionate shoe is killed to demonstrate the lethality…

Ha! That's exactly who I was thinking of too! I will never forget that dude; he appears in several Eastbound episodes, I think he's another middle school teacher (back when Kenny, April, and Stevie all were middle school teachers as well).

I had to go to the bathroom…at both ends.
What the heck was in that whiskey?

I will keep on truckin', at least for the forseeable future.

I really do hate that name, it's just ugly and it sounds gross.  My youngest brother was in college with Gummer, and they were in several plays together.  She was terrible.

Diarrhea buttholes.

Never.

I surrender unto you!

That Lymphedema's a monster, y'all…

HEY!

Awwwww yeah!

After I laughed at the description of such escapes as Sizemore's magnum opus, I stopped to ponder…did that snowball exchange really occur, or did you exaggerate for comedic effect?  Because at first I think, "nah, he didn't really do and say that", but then I think, yeah, I could see him saying that…

I love you, @avclub-c404a5adbf90e09631678b13b05d9d7a:disqus !