Holy shit I must taste this forthwith.

Thinking about adding a glob of pubes to your family?  Adopt, don't shop!

@LJo1:disqus Isn't that weird?  Significant Other and I are not anywhere near as attractive as Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn, yet the Littlest Dump is full-blown gorgeous (not that I'm biased or anything).  Wyatt Russell should be better looking than the schmo in the picture up there.

I'm not so sure about that.  Some of them look kind of, well, old.

Ouch.

Gah.

Is that a winged penis on his shirt?

What's up with Robin Thicke's Simon Cowell hairdo?  I don't like it.

In the Love Zone.

HEY!  NO BUNTS!

Is he depressed or is he a mess?
Does he feel totally worthless?
Who came up with Platypus Man?
Degraded man, Platypus Man.

For some reason, "a half chub" is making me think of Oscar the Grouch's pet worm, Slimey.  He was very cute, unlike a penis.

If you won't listen to my words, then listen…to my dancing feet.

Liked for "secretly yoked".

I don't wanna fade away!  Give me one more day please…

Bust-Ass!

Mazzy Star - Fade Into You
Radiohead - No Surprises
Wilco - Nothing Up My Sleeve
Peter Frampton - I'm In You (shut up!)
Echo & the Bunnymen - The Killing Moon

Does this count as Prog Rock?

Solomon Grundy want pants too!

Proof that Sluggo = Hitler