Thank you again, I'm just really down about all of this.  Things are not really any better.  We had our baby christened this past weekend, followed by a beautiful brunch, during which S.O. basically acted like a mute, wouldn't speak to anyone.  I made numerous attempts to get him into conversations, but barely got…

I had seizures the two times in my life that I have fainted.  Once when I was 18 in Breckenridge, Colorado, and then when I was 35, on the escalator in the goddamn London Underground.  Holy shit did that ever suck.

Don't ask me about my business, kay.

I don't understand wrong-number-douchebaggery.  About 13 years ago I was constantly getting wrong number calls in the middle of the night from some hostile fuck asking for a woman, can't remember the name.  When told he had the wrong number, he would get really aggressive and angry, and once told me he was going to…

Ok, that is hilarious.

Fosh.

Not tonight, Brosephine…

Thank you, I'm sorry it took me so long to respond.  Also want to thank you for the sound advice re. documenting every horrible thing.  I went to take a photo of that awful email I described, though, and the computer was locked so that you can only get in with a password (first time I've seen this).  It makes me a…

I was Lon Chaney's lover!!

Too soon!

Fuck you you stinkin' ass ho… (not you, @ColdGottoBe:disqus )

And take the computers out of your ears!

Johnny Sac?

Text I received today from my other brother, who lives in L.A.:

"You'd poop your pants like Victor if you drove it."

@avclub-48854d597bb792564e5802c6f0b9a4ab:disqus ***starstruck***  Dreams really do come true!

What the hell?  Your comment, plus username, plus photo…the combination is glorious.

Don't forget the father-rape!

Oh, awesome.  I never would have thought to look it up online, as silly as that sounds (it was a trick I learned in the pre-internet days…well, it was at least the very primordial internet days).

Weird!