You can fold a 10-pound note in such a way that the Queen's face is framed by Charles Dickens' hair, and voila ~ instant John MacEnroe.  Try it, it really is cool.

@avclub-1ef83ff6aceb6847da6c91867e20611b:disqus Me too.  As soon as I read it I burst into tee-hees.

@avclub-c156902f5b20b572848be18c11634dfb:disqus Ha!  Oh dear god, I just did a search for "fred durst o face", and bingo. Come on, try it…

@avclub-38dbcc9d16431f8ec7bf1d0a455aa71a:disqus   I remember that, it was possibly my favorite of the silly little showbiz books, and I really loved that feature.  She also said that Durst would order many entrees at P.F. Chang's, and only eat a few mouthfuls of each.  Oh, the exquisite extravagance of the DURST!

Up your butt with a Pizza Hut.

Keep on keepin' on, @avclub-5897723e41377995376a0e63f12eabbd:disqus .  Try one of those "as seen on TV" bright yellow hoses that expand and contract.  I've got two, and although one sprung a leak, the one I have left pleases me.

@avclub-ff3315df974a82424353d399b7a68c07:disqus  Thanks, when I read it I got that horrible feeling of stomach in knots and skin feeling all hot all over, like really suddenly.  Apparently SO has cooled down now, but still hates my family.  I don't know if this is something I can continue to live with, knowing about…

I've been thinking of that too, @avclub-97d6c074b974838257db17a02f8784c4:disqus .  SO sees a therapist once a week, and I see a psychiatrist every couple of months (mostly just to maintain my antidepressants), but even he (my dr.) has stated that our situation might be hopeless.  When I was living in New York I saw a…

Listen to me you beautiful bitch, I'm about to fuck you up with some truth.

@avclub-c156902f5b20b572848be18c11634dfb:disqus May I suggest feasting your eyes upon his homemade sex video?  Actually no, all you need to see is the still image of his "O" face, and that's more than enough.  I've never actually seen the video, just that still of his face.  This was years ago, and I'm still not ok.

I really just don't know, it's all so weird and melodramatic.  It's such a long, stupid and embarrassing story.  I will shamefully admit that yesterday I peeked into S.O.'s email and saw a brief letter to his lawyer, that actually ended with, "I hate her family.  If I make her leave, what will I have to pay in child…

OH god, at least the baby is doing great.  Thanks for your concern, though, seriously.  He is a very cute, funny, and affectionate little bugger.  He was just now "giving me loves" by clamping his mouth onto my face, and then squealing and laughing like a drain when I did the same to him.

Have not read Infinite Jest but have been meaning to for quite some time.  Reading time has now been cut seriously short by the Littlest Dump, because he's a baby! I have been reading pretty much only baby books, because lord knows I have no idea what I'm doing.  I am finally reading A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never…

Not to sound all sad sackish, but I am, so anyway, I am in grief and limbo over whether I should leave my significant other.  We have a 7 month old baby, who would come with me if I do go.  S.O. was in an asinine quarrel with my brother (not even in person, but through texts), and now hates my family.  There have been…

Fuck yes, Pimm's.  The first I'd ever even heard of this was lo those many years ago, when I lived in the U.K., and my ex was like, "What? You've never had Pimm's?  We must remedy this forthwith!".  So we went to a pub on the bleakest, darkest, and just foulest of Scottish winter nights, and I experienced the most…

AAAAAAaaaaaahahahahaha!!!

Off my case, toilet face

So silly, but this truly makes me laugh so much.

Wait til you meet the shadowy, sinister Burnt Umber.

Talk about RAW!