Oh no! Leaked photos of non-nude celebs? UNACCEPTABLE!

Not true. It can be very difficult to defend yourself from an attacker. You can be raped or killed regardless of your actions. But having your nude photos stolen requires you to take action in the first place.

According to Holy Hand, a crime that involves anything sexual in nature is a sex crime. Stealing magazine = crime; content of data and its use by the thieves is sexual in nature = sex + crime = sex crime.

So stealing a copy of Playboy is a sex crime?

Yes, a crime. Like jaywalking or not paying sales tax on stuff you buy out of state.

DOZENS of celebrities are being affected by this. DOZENS! Won't someone PLEASE think of the dozens?

Alternate headline: Jennifer Lawrence Blames Others for Her Mistakes

Boo-freakin-hoo. It's REALLY EASY to prevent nude pictures of yourself from ending up on the Internet. In fact, it's so easy, it literally requires NOTHING.

Job, internet.

Mmmm, sexy AND naughty!

Are we being sarcastic? I don't even know anymore, man.

You mean "Stuff Where PIES Happen"

It'll be interesting to see him and Kevin Spacey on the same show.

Will they release a special app that allows everyone to give it back, like the new U2 album?

It only happened because he was clueless. http://www.usmagazine.com/e…

Is the sequel as good as the first movie, Gone Baby?

First thing I do with every new game is check the options to see if I can turn off vibration.

This is all well and good, but when will I be able to SMELL the trailer???

Those are giant tumors:

NOW you tell me.