Fuck Alice because she's probably a freak between the sheets, marry Wendy because she's sweet and caring, kill Ariel because she's an abomination of nature and who knows what's going on "down there".

Familiar, but if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

I'm surprised he's not crowdfunding his dinner.

That's not what "cameo" means. Look it up.

"If that doesn’t sound terribly enticing in print…" And what if it does, Mike? WHAT IF IT DOES?

That's mighty open-minded of you to consider lowering your standards like that.

Who the hell is Les Flava Flav?

Dumb babies need the most love!

That's EA for ya.

Billy Graham is directing.

A little to close to Nickel Back for my taste.

Does this mean double the amount of Sarah Paulson? If so, I might have to skip this season.

Or is sincerely ironic? Or ironically sincere? https://www.youtube.com/wat…

No one said it was graffiti.

For me to poop on.

I only know of Alex Chilton as a Replacements song.

That Pac-Man game was fun, but those damn marbles rolled all over the place.

Check out that graphic. Notice the sponsors' names are larger than the team names. Shows you where the priorities are when it comes to college football.

I'm not even talking about dictionary definitions. Just normal everyday usage of the words. so piss off.

So…. Harvey Keitel is still alive? I forgot he existed.