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Is this the prequel to I Robot?

Lifetime: music for women

Which tackled the important issue of incontinence.

Mary Lynn Rajskub is… The Girl With the Dolphin Tattoo

How does a book that lacks a compelling story get a B-? Seems like a disconnect between review and score.

What better way to demonstrate your love of Christ, than by arguing over property and money? WWJD? Clearly, he'd sue the bitch for jackin' his shit.

Email: how does it work?

Someone should put this guy in touch with Bobby DeNiro.

I've heard of plastic bracelets, and I've heard of candy bracelets, but what is a "plastic kandi" bracelet?

It's Father of the BRIDE, not Father of the BRAD.

He's rich enough now that he can smoke poles just for fun.

Oh yeah, Shrek… that was a thing once, wasn't it?

Ugh. No thanks.

Bit 'o trivia: the character's actual name is Walder.

We get it. All he says is Hodor. That joke isn't funny anymore.

I think there were others. There was one about an adopted woman trying to guess which guy was her real dad; I think that got cancelled mid-season. And what about Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire? I think they cancelled that when they found out the "millionaire" was a creep and a fraud.

Yeah, THANKS OBAMACARE!

You think any of those women even know what a service medal is? They didn't need to convince the TV audience, they only needed to convince a bunch of brain-dead whores.

To put it simply, it was an improv show with weak concepts and even weaker performers.

It's just Joe Millionaire Part 2, so we've already been there and done that.