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Captain Caveman
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I didn't know TMZ had a video of it until I read this, but now that I know it exists, I want to see it. Streisand Effect in action!

But… her name is going to be in the book.

*insert Daniel Tosh joke*

Totally different. Saints Row IV made it clear right from the start that the characters were being dumped into a simulated virtual reality. There was no attempt to hide it and turn it into a "clever twist".

Was it David Manning?

"As of yesterday, the wolf sanctuary had raised a number of U.S. dollars roughly equivalent to all the gold in Casterly Rock." $0? Because that's how much gold there is in Casterly Rock.

You mean the now-extinct medium that no-one cares about anymore, which has joined the likes of Sony BetaMax, Sony MiniDisc, and Sony UMDs?

Sucking is the opposite of blowing, so that would mean Breaking Bad blows?

It's actually bootleg Life cereal that she makes; 99% pure whole grain oats, not cut with flour like that retail crap.

Crackdown, Tomb Raider, Mass Effect… The same games you played before, now shinier!

I'd hit it!

AdBlock says what?

We need more 5k runs.

That may have been true in the 70s or 80s, but nowadays the stereotypical TV/movie mobster looks like a character from The Sopranos. People even use it as a point of reference, as in "That guy looks like he stepped right out of The Sopranos!"

My wife lets me sit in the basement in my boxers, smoking pot while playing video games, and I make about 1% of the money he makes.

I'd say it's more like a Jackson Pollock. Or better yet, are there any artists who use shit as their medium? That would be a better analogy.

Rob Lowe isn't a liberal, and the quote they're showing there is the kind of thing Fox News and the GOP tout all the time: individualism over Big Government. Fox News was quoting a middle-of-the-road celebrity they agree with, not "directing vitriol at Liberal Hollywood".

I'd like a Mint Romeny on the rocks, please.

I met Gandhi in 1910 and suggested he might try nonviolent resistance. Looks like he took my advice!

She should always be referred to as "Clueless Stacy Dash".