When you say they "looked like mobsters", do you mean "they looked like the stereotypical TV portrayal of mobsters"?

A mob thriller? With Robert DeNiro? I'm glad to see they haven't run out of new ideas for movies yet!

Wasn't that the premise for a Sandler movie?

“Does that path go to a swimming pool? That sounds like a good movie. When I get to the pool, I will pee-pee in the pool.” *makes signature pouty frown face*

The bed she was cuffed to? Oh yeah, forgot to mention *SPOILERS* it's the bed that eats!!! http://www.imdb.com/title/t…

Thank god you're here, oh internet racist fighter!

If someone rips me off, should I say "I got Romani'd?"

Of course not. He was merely comparing himself to Robert DeNiro.

Oh my, that is scandalous! I've never heard of such a thing! Certainly not in Hollywood!

Wouldn't want to taint the artistic integrity and cultural value of Spring Breakers.

When I saw Spring Breakers, I was like "Wow, James Franco's portrayal of Riff-Raff is right up there with Bobby DeNiro in Taxi Driver."

Hooping is a slang term for smuggling contraband into prison inside your anus. That would be an interesting trial.

How do "women" work? Fuckin miracles, dude.

You saw Breaking Bad prequels in a theater? Do tell!

I love MY cocaine. I mean, I love Michael Caine.

Took me a while to parse that headline. How does one tweet a person, and what does it mean to tweet "from" a day?

I had no problem with the character or her actions; I just hated her weird plastic surgery face and annoying voice.

Wow, that's freakin' ominous. I think that's what we'll hear just before the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse descend on us.

I don't see how the presence of her silly-putty face will improve the show in any way.

The Pains Of Being Pure At Heart: most Emo band name ever?