Where's the part where he vows revenge?

No one. A black character (Rue) was portrayed by a black actress, which pissed off a whole bunch of racist white girls.

"Be nice to your wife and let her do all the chores, because that's what defines her, and she'll have a breakdown without her chores." That's really progressive stuff.

But there are probably a million people who own a WiiU tablet controller and can't figure out why it doesn't work with their Wii.

"We don't want to turn public transit into a racial issue by allowing blacks to sit wherever they want."

Sounds like a fancy way of saying "you'll get some tweets written by Mike's agent".

The Japanese version had a mode where you could exchange used panties with other characters.

Birdo says "no".

That's why I yell "no homo" every time it hits my paddle.

How would anyone know, unless the game depicts their sex life in detail?

Shhh, don't tell Nintendo that Super Mario Bros 2 had a tran-sexual character.

And this is the company that invented Birdo? I guess they went back into the closet.

No one is even asking them to do "social commentary"; they're just asking them to have the common decency to recognize that homosexual relationships exist.

Daughtry's come a long way since American Idol!

I find this film to be insufficiently Dreyerian. *drops monocle in brandy snifter*

It's not automatic; Louie just makes it look easy.

*Spike Lee tweets Lykke Li's address*

We gotta go now. Ai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai…

Yes, they also invented the concept of friendship and were the first sitcom to feature people living together. Also, Rachel was the first woman to ever cut her hair.

Has she found love yet? That's all that matters.