What's there to spoil? It's not a mystery.

He survived Silent Hill! Or did he…?

Maron and Hardwick were in the same room together and no one took advantage of the opportunity? Where are Obama and his drones when you need them?

"Which came first, the rubber chicken or the egg? Trick question. The banana came first, because it's perfect."

He's probably the kind of father who makes his daughters do those awful Purity Ceremonies where they promise Daddy that they'll stay virgins until marriage (because, of course, a girl's virginity belongs to her father).

Look at what Harry Anderson has evolved into. Yikes! If he's a product of "intelligent design", I question the intelligence of the designer.

I guess you didn't see V/H/S 2, then, because none of the segments were like that.

V/H/S was entertaining. V/H/S 2 was really good. I loved that each segment covered a different genre: ghosts, zombies, cults/demons, and aliens. The FPS zombie bit was cool, and the cult segment was awesome. V/H/S 3 may jump the shark, but I'll stay cautiously optimistic for now.

That's Michael Clarke Duncan, not Lovie Smith.

It's about time someone paid attention to the crack epidemic.

So this doesn't have anything to do with robot boxing or Shaq? I'm confused.

I thought "Le Bonheur" was French for "The Boner".

Climbing Everest is like a a Disneyland ride in the same sense that writing a novel is like sending a tweet. Do you know of any rides at Disneyland where 1-in-20 riders are killed?

Anyone know where I can find some good TB-porn?

Sounds like maybe you should have finished the movie.

There sure are a lot of hyphens in that post!

Chekhov's Gun wouldn't have been invented if it wasn't meant to be used in every film review.

A LOUNGE version of a PUNK song?! Well, I never! *faints on fainting couch*

Nowadays, if your band contains at least two member from other bands, you're a "Supergroup"!

Please, tell us more!