Any other Peppermen here? Raise your hands!

Doesn't Jesse Thorn share his opinions via a Podcast? That's not very creative. Everyone has a podcast.

But do you need to pay hundreds of dollars and physically attend a conference in order to get ideas on how to better leverage your efforts?

God's Wounds!

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In that case, I think "The Timbre-eens" would be a better name, or perhaps "Jeffrey Timbre".

You're not missing anything.

More of a "sleep and snorer", I'd say.

Timber Timbre. I get it. It's the most clever band name since "The Be-Sharps".

You stole this idea from Guest!

How about a big dance scene set to "9-to-5"?

"Skinny mocha lattes are for closers."

Good movie. I refer to it as "that movie where scientists create Bjork in a lab".

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"Can't someone just give it to me for free? God forbid I should have to do anything for it."

It's as if some intergalactic being sent millions of souls hurtling through space, only to be buried inside a volcano.

They only get 70% as murderously misanthropic as the average male.

You know what's more annoying that scenesters? People who think that intelligent people can't or shouldn't enjoy pop culture.

Which is which?

I didn't even get THAT from this article. All I got out of it was "Hey guys, Roar isn't REALLY a ripoff. And it's not that bad."