Then I assume the studio didn't accept a single dime from those companies.

V/H/S 2 was great, particularly the suicide cult sequence.

smart man use fancy words

When you're an extreme dude who wears sunglasses indoors during the day and a do-rag on his head, there's nothing cooler than Superman because HE'S EXTREME TO THE MAX!!!

I think they limited this list to movies that normal people have heard of.

A cab driver once drove past Hitler and DIDN'T swerve and run him over. I suppose that cab driver is responsible for the Holocaust.

There were so many bad movies this year; how can you narrow it down to just 15? Of course a lot of bad movies were left out.

I heard Jeff Garlin on Comedy Bang Bang promoting that movie. He sounded really annoying. You could tell he's one of those guys who THINKS he's way funnier than he actually is. The more he described the movie, the worse it sounded, and I got douchechills at his attempts to make it sound funny.

It's almost like different people have different opinions, or something.

"I don't prescribe to Richard Donner" You don't write prescriptions to Richard Donner?

All it's missing is a hologram of Jim Varney.

Who are you, again?

My wife's a jew, and she loves the tree and the lights, but nothing "too Christmasy". (I'm an agnostic former Christian, so that works for me as well. Our XMas is a secular one.) She also loves West Elm.

No Fucking Clue Who That Is Or Why You're Posting It Here.

The Michael Bolton ads belong waaaay more to the right on the scale. I still haven't figured out if the songs in those ads are parodies of holiday songs or actual terrible songs from a new Xmas album Bolton is plugging.

Who did you and the frat guys fuck?

Yeah, but if the first movie already ruined the entire premise, what hope is there? They can't get it back in line with the book at this point, so at best it will be a superior sequel that still has nothing to do with the book.

So publish your own list on your own blog/website. This is the A.V. Club's list.

Funny! It's almost as if the critics who get paid to review movies have different opinions from the people who pay to see them! Weird, right?

Most porn is "pure entertainment" too; that doesn't mean they're good movies, even if the people in them are "actually doing stuff".