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Captain Caveman
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Like I said, he hasn't done much since SNL.

Yeah, because he's done so many funny projects since SNL.

No! Not The Bees!

Slick Willy and the Cumstains

I bet Stench Wenches make Juggalettes look good by comparison.

Good bands can have awful names.

Meh. It's an unremarkable name.

"Hey babe, you wanna see My Dick this weekend?"

Nice humblebrag!

Hmmm, maybe I shouldn't name my new band "The Elián González Affair".

No. The A.V. Club doesn't care about video games anymore; that's why they neutered Gameological.

I can't fucking stand people who can't take a fucking joke.

I get it. It's like they translated rap lyrics into the way that white people talk. This idea was funny 20 years ago when it was novel.

As someone who also works in market research, I can confirm that. Write-in survey responses are like letters to Santa.

A.V, Club gave up on video game journalism when they reabsorbed Gamealogical and reduced it from a standalone website to a rarely-updated section of their larger website.

Paul Walker was a genuine artist who left an indelible mark on the industry and touched the lives of everyone he met. He'll be remembered forever for his roles as the guy who drove fast in those Fast & Furious Movies, as one of the Deedles in Meet the Deedles, and of course, from that one episode of Charles in Charge.

The interface for these polls is almost as bad as the AV Club's new web design.

A crappy Frank Darabont miniseries? Whodathunkit? Let's be honest here. People only like The Walking Dead in spite of how bad it is, not because of how good it is.

Any cash he ponied up would be pennies to the Chinese. You think all they want is some pocket change?

Might be a tumor.