True, there's certainly nothing pretentious about a statement like "Before I slept, I searched for the significance of the date—October
27th—and found it to be the birthday of both Dylan Thomas and Sylvia
Plath. Lou had chosen the perfect day to set sail—the day of poets, on
Sunday morning, the world behind him."

It's not so bad. Now I have another reason to justify not watching that show.

Is "Patty's Smith" the name of a new hipster band?

Meh. Alll black sitcoms look the same to me.

The "uninspired and rote" part is the part that Norah Jones brings to the table in any collaboration.

It's a shoe-in for Least Essential Album of 2013.

I can't imagine a studio making a movie geared towards kids based on book written by an outspoken homophobe, but here we are!

If only the train had been made of women's feet…

"a more generically pro-nerd property like The Big Bang Theory"… Huh? You mean the show that uses stereotypes of nerds to make fun of nerds? If that show is "pro-nerd", then I guess Mel Gibson is "pro-Jew".

Four walls are all you need to keep a young girl trapped while you rape her.

Sterling Archer and the Penny Loafers

Does that mean he's the only one who can get away with saying "Birdsmell" and everyone else has to say "the B-word"?

More like Beardsmell.

That's what I was getting at. Throw a bunch of random socio-political buzzwords into your rap and you can claim it's about anything you want.

So she's now the Nostradamus of song-writing?

Imogen Dragons

Wow, they're prepping the shark tank already? Does this mean we can expect a wedding and/or new baby in a few more episodes?

Is it true that he's directing the next season of Duck Dynasty?

You'll get over it, I know you will.

How does Metallica expect to collect money from everyone who watches the show?