Ever watched that "Sweet 16" show on MTV?

I think this movie will be gone from theaters in like 60 seconds.

How does he do what, bring us stories we already read about on HuffPo?

Damon makes good points, actually. Michael Keaton and George Clooney both pulled it off.

This opens the door for Julian Lennon to sue every rock band that's existed since the 60's.

The latest track from Beardy Hipsters in the Woods!

Who else, besides me, is just really really sick of Mindy Kaling? She's like the Kim Kardashian of female comics - famous not for her talent, but for being famous.

Hey are you guys ever going to hire an actual Editor to actually edit stuff?

"Godspeed, you black?"

"lemonade mixed with iodized salt"? That's just cruel! The Geneva Convention specifically forbids the use of IODIZED salt in waterboarding. Only kosher and sea salt are allowed.

capital letters are so lamestream

I heard they're thinking about experimenting with something called "solos" on their next album.

Anyone want to go to Outback Steakhouse to celebrate?

Who is Baraboo and what is an oshwa?

Dude already looks like a rat. It's great casting.

Today is also Rebecca Black's birthday! It's Friday, Friday…

Television is for people who enjoy sitting on their sofa or in their comfy chair at home and watching TV. The idea of TV festival is antithetical. The best TV festival would be one that we can watch on TV.

Headline: BAND WITH GIMMICKY NAME RELEASES SONG WITH GIMMICKY TITLE

3 albums was enough. I feel like it's just okervill at this point.

Instead of over-the-hill action stars, this one will be about actors no one wants to see in movies anymore?