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Captain Caveman
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Does the title really need that many words? If the title of your movie requires more than one punctuation mark, you're doing something wrong.

Yeah, it's not like back in the early days, before they became popular, when I used to see them perform in church basements with like ten people in the crowd. Those shows were awesome. Now they're just too mainstream for me.

And sponsored by Outback Steakhouse, I assume.

Wasn't Speed Racer basically Nascar in Space?

He should just make a show about his hair. I'd watch that.

Would you say he's the Shaquille O'Neal of this site?

It's brilliant. Nothing more to say.

I was thinking of a chair made entirely of Garden State DVDs and beard hair.

I'd like to nominate the theme song from The O.C.

Iron & Wine: great music to commit suicide to. I'm glad they're not above executing the handicapped in Texas; maybe Iron & Wine Guy will get the chair some day.

The llama was real, and his interactions with the llama were real. He knew he was being filmed interacting with the llama. This is probably the LAST thing he should be embarrassed about. It's not as if the llama was in on the joke.

I guess it's real in the sense that it's just a Speedo.

I think most of those "screw-ups" were intentional. We know there's at least one layer of deception, since that's the basis of the show. I think these production mistakes are another layer of deception, this one aimed at us, the audience.

Miracle Whip is not "faux mayonnaise"; it's mayonnaise with added deliciousness.

What possible reason could he have for wanting to round up a bunch of black people inside an arena?

Considering she's provided so much humor AND drama, I don't see how you could call her a liability.

I think they could easily spin that as Skylar is so (over)confident and/or clueless that she thinks she doesn't need immunity.

Seriously, if he's an actor too then he deserves an Emmy.

That's so twee.