Art Crawl had my favorite line of the entire series so far: "Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner… where ART is made!"

What about our chocolate rations?

Jennie was a friend of mine! (Am I doing it right?)

That's a joke? If so, then Sean doesn't know how to write a good joke.

"…prone to weird dreams about her teeth falling out…" Doesn't that describe like 90% of the population? Not much of a characterization there.

"Ageless date" dot com? Sounds like a dating site for guys who are into elderly women.

Just a little nit to pick: "Evan Ross is closing in on his high-school degree…" You don't earn a degree from high school. At least, not in the U.S.

"fulfilled the destiny of its warm critical reception" .. Isn't a warm critical reception good?

And what's with gears on bikes? They totally ruin the experience. That's why I only ride fixies.

You don't have no Doctor Robert

Weren't there similar complaints when sound was introduced to movies? I bet a lot of critics thought color would ruin cinema, as well.

Neither did anyone else who reads any comedy site on the internet.

Podcasting will never survive. It's a trend that will die like those that came before it: television, radio, the "internet", talkies, etc.

But Carrie Underwood was taller, blonder, and prettier than Skylar, and could sing a song well without resorting to SHOUTING.

Jimmy is the lone voice of reason on the show. He doesn't fill the massive void left by Simon's departure, but it's nice to have at least one professional who is honest about the performances.

There are rednecks in Tasmania?

What exactly is the Kat Dennings affect?

The judges gave comments on them (judged them), and the audience will take them into consideration when voting.

EAT THE EGGS, SMASH MOUTH!!!

I'm tired of Skyler's shouting. The last line of the song was "You are the wind beneath my wiiiii-YAAAAAH-YAAAAH!" I asked my fiance "Is We-Ya-Ya a euphemism for her lady parts?"