I only get pissed about contestants "cheating" on the genre by choosing a cover when they choose an obscure cover of a famous original. In Joshua's case, when I hear If You Don't Know Me By Now, I think of Simply Red's version and it reminds me of the 80's, so I'm totally cool with that choice. It would be worse if he…

tl;dr, but I agree: She's too young and unproven to have an "alter ego". As a seasoned professional, I can see having an alter ego as a way to step out of your rut and spice things up. As an amateur teenager, it's pretentious and a bit obnoxious.

If I heard Deandre in the dentist's office, I'm not sure I could distinguish his falsetto voice from the sound of the dentist's drill. Both are awful sounds to my ears.

I only clicked the link to this article so I could see a picture of Elizabeth Banks. 

I'm willing to give any movie a chance if it stars my favorite actor, Tight White Tanktop.

All this time, I've been pronouncing it "Crandell"!

I don't think I like the letter combination "inggi" in that url. As a white person, it makes me uncomfortable.

Cool story, bro!

No, like U2 big!

Their name is ironic!

Cupcakes are not a trend. They are classic and eternal.

Odd, because it seemed like nothing could possib-lie go wrong.

I was thinking more like "Land of the Lost".

The pictures from Hubble only looked cool after the artists got done manipulating them.

Wow, you sound so cultured and intelligent! I prefer the films of Michael Bay and Brett Ratner, myself.

"…and also his countryman, Roman Polanski, all rolled into one… one Claude Hooper Bukowski… "

Yes, they're like the Kardashians of the dog world.

A Night to Mismember.

Two out of three ain't bad. The third is only "sexy" if you're a giant looking for a giantess.

"Kphotoshopped" would be more accurate. I don't think they use airbrushes anymore.