I had a feeling that new "C;oM" domain wouldn't catch on.

Very sad END? He's not dead.

I like when he puts on that tiny helmet and rides his tiny motorcycle.

G.I. Joe is a REAL American Hero.

Yeah, they couldn't even prevent 9/11. And if they couldn't prevent 9/11, then they allowed 9/11 to happen, which makes them terrorists.

They should have called it "The Patriot Movie". Then nobody could criticize it.

I thought the twins' mom was the hottest babe on the show.

I'd love to see a McG version of Superman, because who better to helm a Superman reboot than the man who brought usThe Pussycat Dolls Present: The Search for the Next Doll, Pussycat Dolls Present: Girlicious, Sorority Forever, and The O.C.?

And how did that make you feel? *slurps coffee and says "Ahhhh"*

How about making it a re-boot and actually making it resemble the book this time?

When she looked like the retarded girl who lives in the trailer next door?

Hi-O!

I remember having to do that in school, both on the chalkboard and in a notebook.

I feel like this has been done already. And if it hasn't, I feel like it's about ten years past the point of anyone caring.

Does he have any old copies of Baywatch magazine with Pamela Anderson on the cover?

Yeah, fuck peer-reviewed science. If someone's cousin says it's true, then it must be.

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My fiance and I bought a copy of The Big Butt Book. It's awesome.

Have you guys heard of Transformers? They should TOTALLY make a movie about them!

HA! That IRS joke was HI-LARIOUS! Zing!