Mumford and Sons!

The gritty reboot will be called "Just Bourne".

What's Renner's "decent track record" consist of, aside from The Hurt Locker?

I thought she was a character from a SNL skit.

Nothing in that description made me even remotely interested in watching that video. I'm just going to assume it's a waste of my time.

I thought Constantine Whats-his-name was the new lead singer of The Doors.

But Muenster cheese isn't dark and gritty. Nice try, though.

She'd be more widely know if the general population had better taste in TV shows and actually watched shows like Freaks and Geeks and Party Down.

SPOILER ALERT: I'm one of the neighbors!

They never showed it on TV, but she possessed a set of vagina dentata.

I'd like to put my Johnson in Lizzy Caplan's Virginia.

Beardy Folk-Rockers Team Up to Make Beardy Fold-Rock Album About Beards

Yeah, they ruined that ad. It would have been so much awesomer if we'd seen it for the first time during the Super Bowl. Oh, by the way, I'm being sarcastic.

Eddie's dead. That's what I said.

I'd like to plow some Greerer Pastures, if you know what I mean. *wink wink nudge nudge*

DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!

BLASTOFF!

Who will win: Willow or Jaden?

Oh, that's hysterical! Now do some Chuck Norris jokes!

Don't have a horse, dude!