Is this the long-awaited sequel to Big Fish?

And every time, she says "I've been making risotto the same way for years, and I'm not going to change it."

No, it's "She make-a da great mani-GOT. She make it wit da Rih-GOT. She also make-a da gah-bah-GOOL and da prah-ZHOOT.

Charlize Theron is the most beautiful woman ever.

Who's that woman in the picture? It doesn't look like J-Lo, that's for sure.

Cool story, bro.

Yeah, the sister looked PIIIIISSED at her brother. And I'd be pissed, too, if I were her. She's gonna be even more pissed in Hollywood when she gets cut and her brother gets through.

Regarding the 2-hour running time: does anyone really watch shows like this WITHOUT the benefit of DVR? When you FF through all the crap, it's no more than 60 minutes.

Agreed. And this sounds like "faux-Kesha" to me. I only made it through the first 20 seconds or so.

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I'm confused. You mentioned "Shaun’s mother Tina Blake (Chandra West)", and just a few sentences later, "Shaun’s mother Cissy (Rebecca De Mornay)". Does Shaun have two mothers?

US Customs won't let you in with your pockets full of puddings and pies.

And? Your point being…?

I forgot option 2: You stick with the abusive monster because you just KNOW that eventually you can transform him into a prince, because that works in real life.

Beauty and the Beast 3D makes young girls feel like they're being PUNCHED IN THE FACE by the message that if they're willing to submit to being held captive by an abusive monster, eventually Stockholm Syndrome will kick in and they'll finally be happy because their life can only be complete with a husband.

Oi, throw another shrimp on the barbie, mate! (Am I doing it right?)

This is one [the only?] area where British food trumps American food: Meat pie > fruit pie.

Totally reminds me of Lemon Jelly, whom I also love.

Everything Pogo does is brilliant.

If, by that, you mean that he's no dry, boring Brit, I agree.