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It's ironic in the same way that rain on your wedding day is ironic. (Oops, just realized HipsterDBag said the same thing! Now THAT'S ironic!)

I'm not sure what I'm asking or saying. I just figured this post required a reference to Dawes.

Dawes something something?

2 weeks constitutes a "residency"?

Yeah, that doesn't even look like him. WTF?

The only thing Letterman is good at pulling off is the clothes of his female staff. Hi-oh!

I like to read too, but why promote books by imitating a movie trailer? If the medium (the written word) isn't good enough to promote the product (the book), then maybe the product should be in a different medium.

Trailers for books… I still don't get it. All they do is remind me why I like movies better than books.

OMG, you watch The Office too? So do I!

LOL, it's funny cause he says that on the show!

teadoust is just jealous because he wants to go to Thailand and have sex with lady-boys, but can't afford the airfare.

Sounds like a headline from The Onion: "Area Man Constantly Reminds Friends That He Doesn't Know Who Conrad Murray Is".

Don't need any bait. You've already played the race card twice on this page without any baiting at all.

Are you still pissed about not getting your 40 acres and a mule?

Then it's a good thing Blanket isn't his real name.

"I didn't follow the trial at all…" Then your opinion is completely uninformed and, therefore, worthless.

Did you know… that Patrice O'Neal had a career that went way beyond a single guest appearance on AD? Now you know, and knowing's half the battle. Then again, if he was a misogynist, he deserved to die, because only people who meet YOUR moral code deserve to live. And no one ever SAID he was a saint.

tl;dr. I paid next to no attention to what you said, so I'm just gonna assume it's stupid.