What does this have to do with CNN?

Not to mention, Michael is worth more money dead than alive.

Propofol is NOT heavily marketed, since it's only supposed to be used in surgical settings. It's not like there are ads on TV telling people to ask their doctor for Propofol to help them sleep.

Barely tolerable: Thanksgiving jokes about tryptophan stupors. The fact is, there's not enough tryptophan in turkey (or any other food) to have any effect. It's an old myth.

Did you see the Strummer's hair?

Shouldn't the title be "Arthur Claus"?

"Solid" is a good word. It's not the best, but it's OK for having on while you're making dinner.

I always assumed Michael Cera was based on a Muppet, so I guess the cycle is complete.

"The limo arrived to take me to the Awards Show, and it was WHITE!" #firstworldcelebrityproblems

I heard Paula Poundstone gave up comedy and started a kids' charity at Penn State. *ZING*

Mad About You… now on DVD!

cool story, bro.

Google it. But be warned: you can't unsee what you will see.

I like how they used this interview to plug "Mad About You - now on DVD!" Stay classy, ET!

Can someone explain this sentence to me?

Play any random song over any random movie clip, and they'll sync up just as well.

Except… They don't go together. At all. The song doesn't "sync up" the video any more than any randomly selected song would.

I bet it's Helen Mirren. She can't get a role to save her life, because she's so old.

When you write music reviews, you have to use lots of big words in order to sound smarter than your audience.

My fiance and I call him "Hughnibrow"