I'm fuzzy on the whole "good/bad" thing.

Yankee, your post came up first, and you executed the joke better. *applause*

MTV doing music? What's next, anime on the National Geographic network?

Men don't think that. It sounds like you're stereotyping men.

Those are all fathomable. I can fathom them.

What does fairness have to do with it? It's a business, not a children's playground game. Fox is being greedy, but that doesn't make it OK for the actors to also be greedy. Two wrongs don't make a right.

First-world problems, indeed. Won't someone PLEASE think of the already well-compensated actors?

The entire premise.

Well-played, sir.

Can't wait!!!

If you want a vision of the future, imagine the boot of Mario Lopez stamping on a hater's face - forever.

It's not that mystifying. The left end is "Tolerable", just like it says on the axis.

Which Cardinals, Arizona or St. Louis?

Yeah, all you have to do is publish a few bestsellers and get a bounty placed on your head!

"Sofia Vergara is just a more charming, less annoying, Latina Kathie Lee Gifford." Really? That's weird. I could have SWORN she was just a more charming and (slightly) less annoying Charo.

No, thanks.

Re: Fridays… My girlfriend and I often watch TV on Friday nights, but it's usually stuff we recorded on the DVR earlier in the week.

What's a neckbea? Like, a Bea Arther growing out of your neck?

The Foundation series was great, but honestly I think it would make for a pretty damn boring series of movies.

From left to right: Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you… you're cool.