Is "gaudy" a code-word for "gay"?

Aren't YOU kidding?

What's this about the World Trade Center? I only have time to watch HBO.

Anyone have any idea which actress/show he's referring to, where the actress got a bunch of plastic surgery between seasons?

Isn't a HipsterDBag supposed to say something more along the lines of "Meh, I was a big fan of this show in the first season when no one else had even heard of it."?

I think you mean "I'd like to cure her hysteria… with my penis."

I'd rather not look at her face at all, unless there's a bag over it.

Yeah, seriously, there's no way Maggie Gyllenhaal alive back then! totally unrealistic.

I'd rather listen to Thom Yorke's farts for an hour than listen to ten seconds of Chris Martin singing.

Or perhaps "spay" is more appropriate.

Someone needs to neuter them, pronto.

Oh my,
Won't somebody PLEASE think of the poor Indie labels?

With our eyes.

The first 40 characters of each Tweet are free; you only have to pay to view the entire Tweet.

Mein Kampf blows Gold Digger away.

I was thinking Gallo and Wiseau.

They were screened at James Franco's exhibit of invisible/imaginary art.

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Will it be as good as…
The "The Shining" mini-series? Or "The Langoliers" starring Bronson Pinchot?

Since when does self-awareness win a goddamned prize?