No, Wendy Malick is Tori Spelling's HOT twin. And yes, that was Megan Fox in Jonah Hex.

More like a nightmare. Seriously, why would you want to hook up with that ugly annoying twat? She was awful to look at an awful to listen to.

No, she would have to poop before flying in order to reduce her weight. Well, "poop" isn't exactly the right word. She would have a cloaca instead of a separate urethra and anus and… wait a minute… did Mickey Rourke's character put his penis in her CLOACA?!

A bell rang.

She would also need hollow bones, which would make her very susceptible to fractures.

More like Box Office BUST. Get it?

Total BUTTERFACE.

So is this a Chinese version of…
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs?

Tristiac, get your characters straight.

Different skin color = new direction for character?
Maybe I'm missing something, but are you implying that the fact they cast a dark-skinned woman as Moneypenny implies a "different direction" for the character? How so? Can't the character be "in the same direction", just with darker skin?

HipsterDBag, you should encourage your live-in boyfriend to watch cooking shows, so you'll have a good meal waiting for you when you get home from a long day at work.

I want to do bong hits with him.

No evidence he was drunk, but his buddy says he had 3 beers and 3 shots.

I'm sorry to hear about your husband. My condolences.

Now his buddy says it was 3 beers + 3 shots.

It's OK to drive your Porsche too fast and too recklessly and wrap it around a tree, as long as you're under the legal limit for DUI.

Cool to hang out with… if you enjoying hanging out with guys who like to shove toys up their asses and hit each other in the nuts. If that's "cool", I'd rather hang out with the un-cool guys.

Go ahead and poop on this party, Party Pooper. Cats That Look Like Ron Swanson was brilliant and clever, and those cats actually DID look like Ron Swanson because Ron Swanson kind of looks like a cat. This cheap knock-off fails miserably.

Why don't the producers just be honest and say "We've decided to let the dancers dance in a style that is familiar to them this first week so that you, the audience, get a better sense of who they are as dancers, before asking them to step out of their comfort zone in Week 2." Would anyone complain about that?

The sanitized. PG-rated version of Fuck You makes ANY performance seem immature and juvenile, because it sounds like a Kidz Bop song.