Oh, and Broadway Jess just happens to pull "Broadway" out the hat. Another amazing coincidence!

Week 1's Most Hyperbolic Comment
Nigel declaring that we've already seen the first routine that will be nominated for an Emmy.

And. purely by coincidence, she just happened to pull "ballroom" out of the hat in Week 1! What a coinky-dink! I'm sure that was pure chance. It's not like the producers arranged it because they wanted her to have a chance to show off her talents before getting cut.

A robot must be autonomous or semi-autonomous. The things on that show didn't do anything on their own; they were directly controlled by humans and therefore not robots.

Incest?
He sleeps with each of his sisters? Where I come from, that's what "bunking with" means.

I don't think he gave us that video. I'm pretty sure it was making the rounds online before he showed it. That's sort of the concept of his show. But anyway, the best part of that video is how the kids standing around all run away, as if his injury is contagious or he's turning into a werewolf or something.

Was that the one where they battle with remote-controlled vehicles that they called "robots"?

People are over-analyzing this shit. It's a funny show where they play videos from the internet and make jokes about them. It's great at night when you're stoned and looking for something mindless to watch. Do we really need to debate it's value or its originality?

A Daft Punk music video, featuring Olivia Wilde looking hotter than ever.

She looks like Megan Fox with a fat face.

I hope your old college friend committed suicide.

What about the other formats?
No Mini-Disc? No UMD?

The Dad from Growing Pains?

Is this the sequel to
Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout?

You can have her. Emily is to Zooey as Joe Estevez is to Martin Sheen.

What about Fringe? "Peter, it's Olivia. I'm using my Ford Synch technology to call you from my Ford. I'll be there soon."

"Isn't CSI already for dummies?" Yeah, so what does that say about Bones?

It does suck. Awful writing, bad acting, and no chemistry between the leads. It's like "CSI for Dummies". I can't believe it's lasted as long as it has.

The best performance of the night:
The dog on the couch

Haley looked great!