I just hopes it's more like Seasons 4 and 5 and less like Season 6.

I would argue that James' act is just as original as Adam Lambert's Freddie Mercury imitation or Crystal Bowersox's dreadlock-hippie-chick-with-guitar routine.

Look up "drama queen" in the dictionary and there's a picture of Jacob. I can't stand people like that.

Mostly Iron and Wine covers.

I think he was referring to the way James walks around on two legs, just like a Tyrannosaurus Rex! (Also, just like Rory Calhoun.)

Thanks for using that pic…
…of Haley in that awesome dress. I hated her hair that night, but man, that dress is the stuff of fantasies. (She looked awesome last night, too.)

James could sing "Cherry Pie". It's an innocent little ditty about dessert, right?

It wasn't a stellar performance, but it wasn't a disaster by any means. It was good enough to keep her safe.

Courtesy of TMZ… UPDATE: Lusk tweeted this morning, "I've been through a whole lot more than folks would know in this lifetime…BUT GOD has KEPT ME…and I am so thankful! Be blessed!"

Nope: also Eddie Murphy. In a comically oversized diaper and bib.

I totally predicted that the sun would rise this morning.

In the movie adaptation of The Life of Jacob Lusk, Jacob and his entire family will be played by Eddie Murphy.

polite laughter for the old man
"Chariots of Fire" jokes? Really, Rob? You think any of those kids has even seen that movie? Get some new material, dude.

"Hercules, Hercules, Hercules!"

Jacob has been a bad boy!
http://www.tmz.com/2011/04/…

Jacob knows what to do with it.

They found it abandoned in the bad part of town.

Or a Lemonade stand.

Oh yeah? Then tell me this: Where's Wallace at?

You're only cool if you saw them in 2003 or earlier.