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I agree; they deserve to be hated just for having such a stupid hipster-band name. And of course at least one member of the band has the requisite "Iron and Wine" beard. I've never heard them, but I hate them.

Oh, you have a Blog? Isn't that adorable! Good for you!

Agreed: the surreality of Iggy Pop on the Idol stage was the best part of the night. Most of the kids in the audience probably have no idea who he is. I wonder what they were thinking while watching him.

He probably has to stay in the closet or his church will ostracize him. It's OK for a church boy to be vain and to idolize a pedophile like R Kelly, but being gay is unforgivable!

"Greatest travesty of a white boy Idol winner: Fantasia Barinno or Kelly Clarkson?"

According to Wikipedia, it's a "neuropsychiatric disorder", and it's listed in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders.

He has Tourette's. Is "one" a "plethora"?

This is all I have to say…
*presses button on Princess Guitar*

The theme was a dumb one, but in their defense: the theme was not the genre of rock 'n roll, it was songs by member of the Rock 'N Roll Hall of Fame, which includes non-rock artists.

"talks", not "talking". *forehead slap*

The guy who talking into an Auto-tuner was giving advice to singers.

High is low; it's Opposite Day! Haley is so ugly I want to throw up every time I see her. Stefano totally deserved to be added as a wild card. And Will-dot-I-dot-Am is just the right person to give advice on singing.

The guy who idolizes R Kelly says that Let's Get It On is too sexual?

Is it an act of rebellion to refuse to participate in an act of rebellion? DID I JUST BLOW YOUR MIND?

Not all gay jokes are equal(ly offensive).

You bring Dave Coulier to the theater with you?

"contest" = "contestant"

Just once, I'd like to hear a contest get criticized by the judges for being off key or missing notes, and have them respond by saying "So what? I can get an auto-tuner, just like these no-talent hacks your producers hire as special guests, who are making millions without ever having to sing well."

"Solid" disaster
I though the Jacob/Naima duet was a disaster. First of all, a love song duet between an obviously gay man and a woman just doesn't work. And there was no chemistry between them, and it seemed like they'd only rehearsed it once or twice. I thought it was a total mess. Even they seemed to realize the

Well, he just lost the ultra-conservative Christian vote! Taking the Lord's name in vain? Have you no shame, Casey?