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When Lee was performing, my girlfriend asked me "Who's that?" I said "Lee DeWyze." She said "Who's Lee DeWyze?" and I said "Exactly."

I don't know. If you can see your stalker coming, at least you can avoid them or defend yourself. I think the idea of them watching you sleep without you even knowing they're there is worse.

I am embarrass.

Oh, my bad! I didn't even notice. In past seasons, wasn't it stools=safe? I don't even remember there being a couch before.

What's more threatening: David Cook singing "Don't you forget about me" or Clay Aiken singing "If I was invisible, I'd hide in your room and watch you sleep"?

I like the idea, but I would suggest that instead it be modeled after The Running Man - the short story, not the movie - where they get a nice head start, but all of America gets to help find and catch them. I think that would fit the spirit of America Idol better by allowing the whole country to participate.

"with Karen being sent to the stools"
Did you mean "Lauren"?

In the sense that they are both singers, and both women, yes they are similar. In every other sense, no.

Yup. I'm a big Bjork fan, and even I am annoyed by this.

My money's on Jacob, too. He idolizes R "I like to record myself pissing on 14-year-old girls" Kelly, and has made references to his "Lusky Stank".

Maybe someone will sing "Rape Me" in the future.

Big deal
These days you only have to sell like two copies to have a #1 record.

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There are lots of poor people who keep birds as pets, just as their are lots of rich people with dogs.

My girlfriend and I have a cockatiel. It can be annoying at times, but it is not dirty, smelly, or loud, it's never been sick, and it gets to fly around a little bit every day. I don't know what kind of pet birds you've been around, but I've never seen/met a dirty or smelly pet bird, or one that's always sick. But I…

They were definitely lip-synching. There were several moments where the vocals didn't match their mouths. Plus, they were all holding the microphone up in such a way that the mic and their hand partially obscured their mouths. That's a trick that lip-synchers use.

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