It wasn't funny at first, but it's definitely funny the second time!

He's right
He has a valid point. It's NOT a remake. If it re-told the story of every episode from every season, it would be a remake. If it was based on an A-Team movie from the 80's, it would be a remake. But it's not. It's a big-screen adaptation of an 80's TV show.

Master of My Domain
Yadda yadda yadda
Spongeworthy
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These pretzels are making me thirsty

Live action and CGI together? My God, what's next? Sound? Color? 3D?? Maybe in some crazy future world, but not here, not now.

Lady Gaga, minus the penis.

I beg to differ; there is something much worse…
"Now the only thing worse than complaining about going to the gym is reading an article about how people hate being at the gym." Actually, there's something worse than that: Reading a blog entry about how someone hates reading about how people hate being at the gym.

More like the Neanderface, am I right?

*Vomit*
Who the hell would want to see Rumor Willis do a pole dance?

It's all just for show.
He already knows who he's going to pick for both parts: himself.

Hyperbole is the best thing ever.

Also, doing things you know are morally and ethically wrong is OK as long as you's gettin paid, and if sleeping your way to the top doesn't work, just sue!

How do my sloppy seconds taste, Harvard?

"Working twice as hard" is slang for "taking it in two holes at once".

What about Alex Haley's Roots?

Skiiboski's mugshot collection
TMZ's got a gallery of Skiboski's many mugshots:

Perhaps because you share his affinity for anally raping underage girls.

rawbun is just sticking up for his cousin.

From the office of Redudant Redundancies:
"BFF for life"

I heard the earthquake was caused by one million Haitians all doing the "Pants on the Ground" dance simultaneously.

He made a pact with the Devil to defeat the French, and the Devil came to collect his due.