What about the Haitians?
Won't SOMEBODY PLEASE think of the HAITIANS?!
What about the Haitians?
Won't SOMEBODY PLEASE think of the HAITIANS?!
Hey Buzz Killington, why don't you go breastfeed an African child or something? This is an entertainment website.
But they're the kind of skid marks you find in underwear, not the kind you find on the road.
Where do I go to donate to the Save the Conan foundation?
And yet somehow…
the world keeps turning.
Elrond's idea is actually pretty cool. But how would you LEAVE the island? Submarine?
Deer Dibney
Me want LOST ride in you're park. Pleez make won for us.
This is obviously a joke, right?
They didn't even spell "television" or "Disney" correctly in the petition.
Comparison of the squeaky-voiced white girls:
Noelle's voice and personality just really really annoy me. Kathryn, on the other hand, who I found annoying at the start of the season, is really growing on me.
She's famous for recipes like Deep-Fried Lard Chunks in Butter Cream Sauce with Bacon, and other vomit-inducing dishes.
At my school, the "never been kissed" club was actually the A/V Club.
…with vibrations.
Is this the movie where…
… Adam Sandler thinks he has cancer but then he doesn't really have cancer?
Dog Bites Man
This is news?
"Evan's brother" (the fact that you referred to him that way is telling) has no right to be pissed. He was terrible at everything except tap. (That fact that he's short and ugly doesn't help, either.)
lackluster season 5?
You must have watched a different season 5 than I did.
I did look it up. It doesn't seem to really fit the context above. And why use a word like that when a more common word will do? Sorry, just one of my pet peeves about writing.
But where's Michael Cera?
Couldn't they have him play an animated version of himself? Then they're just one Seth Rogan guest appearance away from comedy gold! Gold, Jerry!
I'm glad that Ugly-Evan and Dancin'-Clay-Aiken are gone.