You do realize it's not REALLY called "The Fatchelor", right?

Actually, they're more like size 16-20. Of course, it's difficult to say, because clothing manufacturers have started decreasing the size numbers to make fat people feel better. Seriously, that's not a joke. They make clothes now that are labelled as "Size 10" when they're actually 16, just so the fatty buying it can…

It's really not fair
Jack White has like 3 bands, and I don't have ANY bands! No fair!

Yeah, cause hipsters are big fans of Rob Schneider and Kevin James movies. (WTF?)

I'm a Bjork fan, but I've never been a fan of her live recordings. I love the way her albums are produced, and a lot of the studio magic is lost in the live recordings. I've got a few live DVD concert videos, but if I'm listening to Bjork in the car or on my iPod, I prefer studio albums.

Who are these people?
Should I know who they are?

With gummi-worm lips.

What was there to "get"? It's not like there was any subtlety to it.

Is it really that hard to imagine that maybe she wasn't attracted to him, but still grew close to him and ended up caring about him? Where did you get the idea that "not attracted to" = "dislike"?

Crash made me realize what a terrible person I am. I never knew just how racist I was until that movie told me. On the other hand, it also taught me that everyone else is just as racist as I am, so it's all a wash in the end.

John Cena WILL receive an Oscar. But first, he'll have to pass 12 devious tests…

Doesn't make sense
Only one movie can be the best, so what's the point in adding five more losers? By definition, those five additional nominees are going to be movies that aren't good enough to make it into the top 5 nominees, so they don't really have any chance of winning. Unless the Academy is admitting their…

I agree about Shane Sparks. At some point the judges have to stop blaming the dancers and ask themselves why the Shane Sparks routines are always the worst.

Ade + Melissa = sexy
I know this might sound racist, but I have to be honest: I found Ade's and Melissa's dance to be really sexy, and I think it's because Ade is so black and Melissa is so white. That contrast makes them a really striking couple on the dance floor, especially when they're both showing a lot of skin.

What made it even worse was that her dancing wasn't any better than that of her backup dancers. I'd be incredibly bitter if I were one of her backup dancers.

He issued a statement, but it really wasn't an apology.

Good for Dave…
for not apologizing.

Blah blah blah my sister blah blah blah back in the day yadda yadda small shows blah blah blah hometown yadda yadda.

I think they looked at a list of other bands with similar names: Arcade Fire; Panic! At The Disco; etc. and just made up something that fits the theme. I like to think that the selection process involved manatees selecting balls in a tank.

So what you're saying is, it sucks, but it sucks sarcastically/ironically?