Nothing will ever be as bad as "!!!".

OMG, they are SO OLD
Wait, does that mean… I'm old too? Crap./

You forgot: "You're terrific, but THIS IS THE END OF YOUR JOURNEY!!!!"

Death is a common subject of humor because we use humor to ease our anxiety about things that scare us or upset us. So it's ridiculous to suggest that we can't joke about death.

Also, I would suggest that wasting away on a death bed with cancer is more awful than taking your own life in one swift act. I plan to go out like him, by my own hand, when I see fit.

Old people die. It's not awful; it's part of life.

No, but if it offends you, perhaps you shouldn't be on the internet.

How to send Iran running for the hills
Send them some ATHF promotional LED signs.

What's weirder, the implied incest with these two, or one half of the "same-sex ballroom team" insisting that he's straight?

That's generally what happens when a show is really good and has a lot of fans.

Oscar and Ricky?
Nigel's pronunciation of "Asuka" confused me at first; I was like "Who's Oscar?"

Her Dad made a name for himself as a Philadelphia City Councilman when it was discovered that he had been driving for 25 years - in a city-owned vehicle paid for with taxpayer dollars - despite NOT HAVING A DRIVER'S LICENSE at any point during those 25 years. His defense? He claimed he simply forget to get one. http://…

If my dad married a man, who would be my mom?
Uhhh… your mom would be your mom.

What about the sequel, Kobe Rapin' Bitches?

Well, if you think about "the butterfly effect" (the concept, not the awful movie), perhaps giving him the candy bar was all the nudging that was needed to change Jack's trajectory.

Key Jacob line
When Jacob gets the candy bars from the vending machine, the exchange went something like this…
Jack: "The machine was stuck."
JACOB: "I guess it just needed a push."

Probably similar to "legally insane"? I think it's called a "play on words". It's a common device used when naming TV shows.

Yeah, the AD movie is guaranteed to be great because everything those guys touch turns to gold. Oh, wait…

Kristin Chenoweth
Her talents are wasted on stupid TV shows like SDSU. She needs to be on stage, performing live.

Did your Aunt Edna snap that picture of Bjork and the Projectors with a disposable camera?