But have you ever watched this movie… ON WEED?

Meta humor on Family Guy
Family Guy had a few meta- or self-referential gags that really made me laugh this week. I loved Peter's intro to the second segment - the "Misery" segment - when he said something like "Here's the one that our writers didn't think was as strong as the first or third." When they came back from…

Are you suggesting that The Simpsons writers may have run out of good ideas?

I don't remember The Cramps episode! But, unfortunately, I DO remember Jamie Walters and How Do You Talk to an Angel.

It's clear that Polanski is the true victim here.

90210 reunion
I want them to get the cast of Beverly Hills 90210 back together and recreate their 1995 guest appearance on the show.

I had NO IDEA he was 75. I honestly thought he was 72. OMG, is that CRAZY or what?

Any SYTYCD fans here been watching DWTS? I tune in every week just to watch Chelsea Hightower's amazing legs.

I can totally see it ending that way… but that's probably why it won't. It's just a little too obvious, a little to neat and tidy, and a little too cliche.

TIMECRIMES
Lost fans, if you haven't seen this movie yet, go watch it ASAP!

I never cared for No Doubt when they were big, but I have to admit I love playing their songs in Rock Band on the 360. I can't stand any of Gwen's solo stuff, though.

You're not automatically a MILF just because you're in your 30's, and you can't declare yourself a MILF. It doesn't work that way. Unless you mean "I'd like to F myself". Declaring yourself a MILF is like a guy declaring himself God's Gift to Women; it's pretentious, and a turnoff.

How does AdBlock run The Onion out of business? Do the ad sponsors get reports that tell them how many people saw the ad and how many had it blocked?

You forgot:

"Contemporary" means "of the current or same age". You don't have to have a new sound, be a new artist, or be forward-thinking to be contemporary. Kenny G is a contemporary artist.

It made me a little uncomfortable when Adam looked into the camera and sang "I'm gonna give you EVERY INCH of my love." I guess it could have been worse, though; he could have sang The Lemon Song.

My grampa tells stories about the olden days, when people would cut down beautiful old trees, grind them up into pulp, press the pulp into sheets to make "paper", and then use a combination of inks or dyes to print words on these sheets. Then people would have to drive around in fossil-fuel-guzzling vehicles to…

What ads? I never see any ads. (Thanks, Adblock Plus!)

There's a print edition?
Huh. I did not know that.

Reminds me of the early days of the WWW, when every web site had some sort of award.