It's not just his look that's annoying. For me, his screeching voice is far more irritating.

Hey Crackity, I'm listening to The Pixies ("I Bleed") right this very moment!

Maybe Tuxedo is being sarcastic, too. I can't even tell anymore.

Just use the cast of The View.

I thought they were called "Flat Earth" chips because the only people who would be dumb enough to buy them are people like that fatty on The View who think the Earth IS flat and that Jesus was the first human.

Sadly, Wingnut, I think the message kids got was that even if you're a complete mess of a drug addict, you can be famous; in fact, you might even become MORE famous if you're a drug addict!

It's the panko that makes the difference! Mmmm… panko…

OranjeMonkey: I hear what you're saying, but I want to point out that what Anoop refered to wasn't just "his" loss; she was the student body president at UNC, brutally murdered by a gunshot to the temple, and her death was a national news story.

DUYOA?

11:42 PM: Diddy jerks off while looking at pictures of himself.

It's Nannerpus! Nannerpus! *claps with child-like glee*

I don't think people hate Twitter so much as they hate HEARING about it every 5 minutes. When you turn on Good Morning America or something like that, and every day they're talking about "The new Twittering craze" it gets annoying.

So Abe, do you happen to have any friends who say they worked at KFC and that the meat comes from genetically engineered animals that aren't even chickens? I bet you're also friends with that guy who woke up in a bathtub full of ice with a scar on his abdomen and a note that said "Better get to a hospital!"

'Why not just "The Pains"? Too garage-rocky?'

I like a good turkey burger with lettuce and mayo.

It's all about the Curly Fries
The curly fries are the main reason I go to Arby's, but I might have to try one of deez new samiches soon.

If it was a "Something About Mary" hairdo, then I wonder who supplied the "gel". My guess would be Fall Out Man.

I thought she was sexy; not the prettiest girl on the show, but there was something very sexy about her.

I never heard the term used that way until last night, but here you go: http://en.wikipedia.org/wik…

I don't think it's just a coincidence that Tatiana's Puerto Rican accent suddenly became a lot more pronounced after the Puerto Rican guy with the accent was voted through.