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Captain Caveman
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I see what you did there, Yummsh.

I think she looks like a young Britney.

I kinda dug Token… I mean, Juno… , Ju'h-n'ot… Anyway, I actually enjoyed his performance, and it didn't sound off-key to me.

Enough with the sack dresses!
What is it with those potato sack dresses? I thought Kendell Beard (adorably cute but annoying when singing) looked bad in that dress. I don't think ANYONE looks good in one of those sack dresses. That's a fashion trend that I really don't understand. The look doesn't flatter any woman,

I don't like Alex's singing, but I'd totally like to have him over to hang out, smoke some doobage, and play some Rock Band on the PS3.

patronizing Scott
I was kind of ticked off with how patronizing the judges were towards Scott. He really didn't sing that well, but they couldn't stop praising him for his bravery and how inspiring he is and blah blah blah. I respect the bravery it takes for him to get up there and sing, but if judges respected him

I like the part where Bono goes "Ooooooo…ooo…ooooooooo…ooooweeee….oooooo."

I was hoping for something more along the lines of…
… a cross between those terrific commercials he did with Bill Gates and his hysterical promotional antics for Bee Movie. Now THAT would be GOLD! GOLD, Jerry!

"Bobby" isn't his real name. Apparently he dropped his given name and chose an American sounding name to further his political career. Ironic how he's delivering the "loser" response to President BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA'S address to the nation.

"KNOCK KNOCK"

Are we sure he's really Indian?
He kinda looks like Robert Downey Jr in Tropic Thunder. I wouldn't be surprised if the GOP took a white guy and put brown makeup on him.

I didn't make it very far
As soon as the episode started with Foreman and 13 - the Least Believable Couple on TV - kissing, I turned it off.

The other Hanson?
Are there two bands named Hanson? Because there's no way this article is referring to one of the MMM-Bop guys.

I always enjoy playing Lump in Rock Band on my 360.

I have a buddy (33 years old, like me) who loves DMB and goes all over the place to see them play. But he recently confessed to me that the main reason he like DMB is because they have a huge female fanbase. So basically he likes DMB for the same reason the frat boys do: it helps him get laid.

It's not you; the comments functionality was really screwed up yesterday.

Can I twitter my Facebook while I do it?

meh
Will you turn your live blogs into a podcast and twitter it on a Youtube vlog?

Jesus Take The Wheel (Cuz I'm 2 Drunk 2 Drive) In This Hick Town