Pale Legs
Alexis has pale legs? That's an understatement. Her skin is practically translucent. Which just adds to her angelic beauty. <3 <3

"Clearly they want him to talk about it, and he does, but it's a tight line: should he blow her off and sing about getting laid? Or should he sing a tearful goodbye to her?" Instead he chose Option C: sing a song about how he's a hero for having the strength to carry on after his wife's death. But I like how you…

Judging from the lineup, some other suggest seminars could be:

I think he got the "dead wife" idea from that episode of Seinfeld where George discovered that talking about his dead fiance Susan made him more attractive to other women. I need a dead wife/fiance so I can get some action.

Sad Girl: Repulsive? Really? If her craziness was just an act, it was an act she used to get herself on TV. To suddenly drop the act is like a bait-and-switch. The judges have a right to expect her to perform in the same manner that got her where she is, and to call her out on it if she doesn't.

I caught Seacrest looking a Tatiana's cleavage.

Oh, I'm not offended. It's cool. I just thought you were "that guy" - you know, the "I'm too cool for school" guy.

Doesn't anybody pay attention to Seacrest? He explained it at the start of the show. On the other hand, his explanation was rushed and I had to rewind it (thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster for DVR) and listen to it again to understand it.

Seriously, a girl who "resolves to call her boyfriend a thousand times a day to ask him to marry her in some old-fashioned way" is the kind of girl you want to stay faaaaar away from. Speaking of creepy Police lyrics… Don't Stand So Close To Me? The whole premise of the song is kinda creepy.

Without the craziness, she's pretty boring.

You're welcome to post whatever you want, but most of the people who post here enjoy the show on some level, even if it's just that we enjoy making fun of it. If all you're going to do is hate it and tell us how much it sucks, don't bother. This isn't Amelie's "Hater" column.

+3 wildcards.

+3 wildcards (Weren't you listening to Seacrest?)

Alexis Grace…
She's like an angel sent from Heaven… I think I'm in love. Seriously, she's a little hottie.

13 and Foreman
are the 2nd least believable couple on TV. (#1 goes to Bones and her partner on Bones).

anonasaurus, your post seems misandronistic to me.

The cake
is a lie.

Riiiight, maddening, you only bought it "on a lark", just to make fun of, right? Guys, listen up. It's OK to buy porn; you don't have to make up some stupid excuse for it, like those guys that start a conversation with "I NEVER watch Oprah, but I happened to be flipping through the channels the other day looking for…

I assume these friends are gay?

Dushku is excellent at… looking good, and that's about it. I imagine she does pretty well in the role of "blank slate", however.