Rose's wonky teeth
I liked Rose's wonky teeth, too. I'll take a snaggle-toothed or gap-toothed girl over a girl with porcelain veneers any day.

Clay needs another makeover, cause lately he's started to look like a middle-aged lesbian.

I wouldn't call her a troll, belloney. I think "attention whore" is more accurate. I don't think she cares whether the responses to her comments are positive or negative, she just wants people to pay attention to her.

Speaking of the Osmond, did anyone else notice this incident during the auditions? After he got his golden ticket, Ryan was talking to the family outside the audition room, and he was joking around with the elder Osmond, the one with M.S. At one point during their joking, it looked to me like Ryan leaned in to do one…

Manipulative as it may be, besides being fun for us viewers, I think it also helps weed out the ones who just aren't ready for show business. It tests their ability to deal with stress and also their ability to work with and get along with others. If they can't handle it, they're probably not ready to be a pop star.…

Poor Emily Wynne-Hughes
I feel bad for her. She seemed like a ringer at first, but she screwed herself by making bad decisions, first by changing her song choice at the last minute on Day 1 in H'Wood, and then by teaming up with the wrong people on Day 2.

Actually, now I'm not sure what you meant, Yuppie Bum. Maybe your on my side after all. Sorry if I misunderstood.

Yuppy Bum, your analogy doesn't work: "I'm happy to give $30 to my local soup kitchen, but do you think the same local soup kitchen would refuse to accept money if someone a thousand miles away sent it via paypal? Shit no!" A better analogy would be this: Imagine the soup kitchen got a check for $30, but the check…

people still buy concert tickets?
Do you enjoy bending over and letting Ticketmaster rape you? Is it really worth it?

mmmmm… that's some good conspiracy theorizin' there, Bourne, but I'm more of an Ockham's Razor guy.

With his misshapen skull, I thought he resembled one of the middle steps in those "evolution of man" diagrams. (Is that racist?)

Were those movies showing on the Hipster D-bag Network?

C'mon, Yummsh, lighten up!

Where is the money really going?
On the product page it says "Dough from this tee goes to Ma Dukes". Yeah? How much money? After they pay for the cost of printing and shipping the tees, and pocket a little sumpn' sumpn' for their trouble, how much from each $29 sale is going to "Ma Dukes"? $1? Yet another reason to…

I have no idea what you just said. Did you compose that post with some sort of software that randomly strings together big words and cliches?

In any other context, I think I would hate him. But so far he's been the most entertaining thing in this season of Idol. I'd rather watch him sing than sit through another tired rendition of a Whitney Houston song sung by a girl who takes herself to seriously.

I like Rose, but she's gotta stop wearing the dress-jeans combo. This is American Idol, not a drum circle.

Where was the girl who dances naked?
What happened to the cute nudist who dances naked in her bedroom? I didn't see her at all last night.

She definitely said "husband", not "cousin". Not that it makes a difference.

Suffering doesn't make her special; it makes her human. And I agree that she's entitled to enjoy SOME of the fruits of her sons labor, which is why I suggested that artists who worked with him should be supporting her, rather than asking us to buy t-shirts.